The Women of the Unmentionables
  Lisana Marie Tiralis.

Captian of the Unmentionables. Joined the Team Dueling League in season 520 as part of the team No Brand Heroes. She didn't get much action on that team so for season 521 she decided to create her own Expansion Team.

With the help of quite a few good friends, she was able to start a team. The name was thought of by one of her team mates and she was chosen as Captain.

Lisana is active in both The Outback and The Arena, she holds calling positions in both areas and has her name in both standings. Though she prefers the calling to the actual dueling. Her true love of the sport is through watching the action. She does her best in her matches for her team. But for the Unmentionables it's mostly about friendship, fun and knowing those you call team mates.

Paige Jenna Ramirez, known as PJ.

Fiona Briette-Blue, known as Fi.

Fiona Briette-Blue- if you know her, you know the name is synonymous with laughter and a corky little attitude. The 21 year old, 5'4" woman with silvery-white hair and the trademark lapis eyes of the Blue family is always up for a bit of fun or mischief. From an early age she learned to take care of herself, as her mother left before she was very old, and her father was a drunkard. Because of this, she's quite independant and gets around by herself very well without a lot of help from others. Though her tongue is tipped with sarcasm, she's quick to help someone in need.

Fi's proud to be in the Unmentionables, and pleased with the Team Dueling League in general, as she's quite excited about the whole thing. Though not the best fighter yet, she takes pride in what ability she has in the dueling area and has high hopes that she'll continue to get better after more practice. She generally fights with a long sword set with blue sapphires, but once in awhile favors her long-handled war hammer.

Fi owns one of the most extensive armories ever seen. She proudly sells everything from small daggers to a sub-basement level filled with firearms. She only sells the highest in quality, and always makes a deal for duelers. When not working or dueling, she is usually found at the home of her significant other, Grayson MacLeod.

The Men of the Unmentionables
Pslyder

Location: SeaTacEve Metroplex

Year: 2056

Date: Late August, 03:35, overcast

"Ah, th' Sprawl. Nothin' like revvin' up th' ol' Thunderbucket and goin' fer a thrill ride right after a good acid rain. "N' if Ah'm lucky, some squat'll pop up 'n mouth off so's Ah c'n ease a li'l stress. . ." With that in mind, the young elf packs up his gear and heads down for his ride. Homo Sapiens Nobilis. The Media tagged his kind "Elfs" way back in the twenties, right after the VITAS plague. He never paid that distinction much mind. What he did pay mind to was the price on his head. Yaks, Mafia, Lone Star, it really didn't matter. "When yer best chummer dials ya up at oh-dark-fraggin'-thirty in th' mornin' squawkin' abou' more zeroes than he c'n ever remember seein' bein' on yer hide, ya jus' head fer th' hills an' hang low fer a while" he thought.

He casually yet stealthily made his way down to the parking garage where he kept his "baby", a cherry red 2055 Kawasaki Mystic Racing Cycle, which he nicknamed "Thunderbucket" after the wonderful roaring sound it made when he started it. Not much for stealth, but its tweaked-out engine practically guaranteed that nothing short of a jet would be able to catch him. He grinned as he smashed the local speed laws to up-quarks on his way out of the Sprawl. He chuckled to himself as he paraphrased a quote from an old 20th century flatvid. "It's a couple hunnert clicks ta Tir turf, Ah gots a full tank o' juice, a carton o' smokes, it's dark, an' Ah'm wearin' mirrorshades. Hit it."

Once on I-5 southbound and screaming past the local Eye-Fivers gogang, he kicked on the autonav and relaxed a bit. He checked his weapons out of reflex and settled in for some shut-eye. The onboard "dog-brain" shouldn't have any problems, even at 250 kph, or so he thought. He awoke a short while later to a piercing alarm, and saw a weird bluish fog that enveloped him before he could hit the brakes. When he finally careened to a smoking halt, three things

immediately struck him as out of the ordinary. One was the unpolluted sunlight filtering through the forest canopy, two was the sudden absence of the blue fog, and three was the road, which just moments before was black ferrocrete, but was now only packed earth. He sat there and blinked for a while, then mentally called up his phone display. He wasn't surprised when he saw that both his local and long distance functions reported no carrier, but had a slight hit of relief when he saw the connection to the bike still up and running. He checked over the rest of his gear in rapid fashion, weapons first, of course. He noted with only slight dismay that neither his DocWagon band nor his telecom had service, but he'd expected as much.

"Well, Toto. . ." he drawled, "looks like we ain't in th' UCAS anymore's. . ." He sighed, then his cyber-enhanced vision picked up a small plume of smoke about five clicks up the road. He gunned the throttle, slewing the bike around in that direction and spraying the forest with dirt clods and white smoke. He continued to glare at the road in front of him, then he muttered to himself "When Ah fin' th' drek-suckin' sewer mage who fragged me this time, Ah'm gon' nail his sorry hoop to th' mothafraggin' wall. . ."

Pslyder, AKA Frederick Thomas Alexander. 5' 9" tall, around 200 lbs, slender build, all rebuilt muscle, purple cat-slitted eyes, and carries himself with a casual grace. Appears in his mid 20's, but is actually closer to 45, due to his natural longevity. He spent some time in the military, but was honorably discharged after an accident crushed both his forearms. Arms below the elbow are cyber-replacements covered in RealSkinn. One contains a grapple gun, the other a "Pocket Secretary", a combination portable phone/answering machine/personal data assistant which is directly interfaced with his nervous system to show incoming and outgoing calls as well as other relevant information in his field of vision. It also holds his personal collection of retro (to him) style music, mostly rock, techno, and some relaxational tunes from the later part of the Twentieth Century. He has the classic build and pointed ears of those normal to his race, but the easy-going laid-back style and southern drawl marks him the instant he opens his mouth. His hair is waist-length, black with purple streaks and highlights, and usually drawn back into a ponytail, revealing the chromed datajack and 4-slot softlink arranged over his ear. He's always found wearing his standard armored jacket, with the logo "Born in the UCAS" stylized on the back. He also favors nylon t-shirts, synthleather jeans, combat boots, and his special Kevlar underwear. He is always carrying some of his weapons, listed here in order of frequency: Combat survival knife (always), right boot. Dikote katana (always), back sheath. Dartgun loaded with sleep neurotoxin (most of the time), left boot. Large caliber pistol with integral aiming system (half of the time), shoulder holster. 500 lb. pull Compound bow with Dikoted arrows (only on special occasions), over the back. He's had extensive reflex and quickness enhancements, resulting in a reaction time of right around 1/12th of a second to readiness from a resting state. He's also had additional armor implanted under his skin and additional modifications to his eyes, resulting in both his natural ability to see in the dark and his cyber-enhanced ability to read a street sign at 10 kilometers distant. He's skilled in both armed and unarmed melee combat, as well as a crack shot with his bow and guns. He tends to smoke flavored cigarettes frequently.

Horatio MacBeth

Born to an English nobleman and an Italian mother, Horatio grew up in both southern England and northern Italy. Trained from a very early age in the arts of war and hand-to-hand combat, Horatio is well-versed in the art of swordplay. His swordbelt is almost always visible hanging from his hip. On his left is sheathed his rapier "Kingsfoil." His main-hand weapon, Kingsfoil was forged by Italian blacksmiths personally for his father, the Lord Nelson MacBeth. It was given to Horatio as a coming-of-age present when he took command of his father's troops. On his right is sheathed a 17" stiletto he uses in his off-hand that he calls "Bane." Horatio stands 5' 11". An athletic build, he usually wears a loose jacobian shirt tucked into black linen trou tucked into riding boots. He wears the scar running down his right cheek as a medal of honour, received in righteous battle in northern Italy. Horatio currently is a Warlord in the Arena and a Wizard and Keeper of Fire on Twilight Island. This is his second season in TDL.

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